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aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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(via thecellopirate)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via fake-mermaid)

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

dudeyourenotsam:

nO BUT LIKE THERE WAS THIS

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AND THEN WE GOT THIS

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(still laughing at that omg)

AND THEN SOMEHOW IT BECOMES THIS?????

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AND THEN IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH OF A TRANSFORMATION WE GET THIS

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(omfg is he wearing a boston shirt asjgfklt;jrsgdfl;jhgf also dogs)

THEN WE GET THIS

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AND THIS

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AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS

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AND THIS

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AND THEN WE HAVE THIS

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wHY

(via destiel-wincester)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via theangelofalicante)

bringinglexiback:

sorry but children younger than her in the middle east get blown up by drones purely because of their proximity to suspected terrorists, i don’t really care about a dutch teenager getting arrested for sending a “joke” threatening tweet to an airline while claiming to be a member of al qaeda because she thought her obvious positions of privilege would protect her from any and all consequences

(via paperstown)

one day i aspire to shop price high to low

(via joshpeckofficiall)

son-of-a-motherless-goat:

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

fuck
fmeck

(Source: briancolfermoved, via panmforever)

tayswiftdotcom:

New Keds picture (x)
dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr